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[ cheers and applause ] >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- will ferrell, alicia vikander, musical guest, twenty-one pilots, and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 389, macedonia!
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>> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everybody. hey, welcome. thank you very much. thank you all very, very much. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." this is it, right here. [ cheers and applause ] you all made it. let's get to some news, here. of course, the big republican debate was last night. and man, it got a little heated. wow! whoo! that was a show last night. man, oh, man. jeb bush and donald trump really kind of went at it.
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this clip right here. >> you said in september 30th that isis was not a -- >> am i talking or are you talking, jeb? >> i'm talking right now. i'm talking. >> can you go back. >> i'm talking. >> you're not talking. you ininrrupted me, jeb. >> september 30th, you said it. >> are you going to apologize, jeb? no. am i allowed to finish? >> one at a time. >> am i allowed to finish? >> go ahead, mr. trump. [ talking over each other ] >> so, again -- i know you're trying to build up your energy, jeb, but it's not working. >> one at a time. >> look, look, look. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. after that, trump was like, "are you as turned on as i am? [ laughter and applause ] you're feeling this, right? i'm feeling this right now." it was crazy, man. and did you see jeb bush, his campaign had a debate watching party last night in miami where his campaign headquarters are. and did you see somebody posted a picture of the crowd there. this is real. take a look at this. [ laughter ]
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>> steve: come on. >> jimmy: yeah, even radio shack was like "man, that place is empty. [ laughter ] i mean, nobody here." sad thing is, by the end of the night, most of the chairs left. [ laughter ] i mean, they had to wake up early. i'm going to fold up and get out of here. i got to work tomorrow. >> steve: got to be at a a potluck tomorrow. >> jimmy: at one point, donald trump was interrupted by a heckler yelling at him from off stage. yep. then the moderator said, "you'll have enough time to speak at your next debate, hillary. please stop. [ applause ] that's rude. let him speak." meanwhile, ben carson. ben carson, last night. he set the world record for most uses of the phrase "boots on the ground" in a single sentence. check this out. >> the whole concept of boots on the ground. you know, we've got a phobia about boots on the ground. if our military experts say we need boots on the ground, we
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[ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: he wasn't the only one who got a little repetitive. chris christie really wanted to make sure that we knew that he used to be a federal prosecutor. >> as a former federal prosecutor. i'm a former federal prosecutor. i'm a former federal prosecutor. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: former federal prosecutor. yeah. can we actually see those two things mixed together? boots on the ground boots on the ground boots on the boots on the boots on the prosecutor boots on the ground boots on the ground boots on the boots on the boots on the ground as a former federal prosecutor prosecutor prosecutor boots boots boots boots boots on the ground [ cheers and applause ] boots on the ground boots on the ground all the party people say boots on the ground boots on the ground boots on the ground all the party people say boots on the ground boots on the ground boots on the ground all the party people say boots on the ground >> jimmy: i'm a federal prosecutor. yeah. >> steve: boots. >> jimmy: fantastic, what a a great song. the number one song in the country. >> steve: yeah, number one. on billboard. with a bullet. >> jimmy: this is another
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ben carson was discussing his threat to leave the republican party last night. he said that, no, no, calm wn. he talked it over with the rnc chairman, reince priebus. okay? at least i think that's who he talked it over with. listen to ben here. >> or, like they're going to act now, because i spoke to reince pubis. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: reince pubis? reince pubis. can we hear that one time? >> i spoke to reince pubis. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: reince pubis, that's the new villain from the new "star wars" movie. >> steve: yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: reince pubis. everyone in the holiday spirit? [ cheers ] people are in the holiday spirit. they're giving, they're happy.
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right now. even beyonce. beyonce, did you see this? she went to a christmas party here in new york dressed as a a christmas tree. yeah. or, as the rockefeller center christmas tree put it, "great, now i look fat." [ laughter and applause ] and you go, no, no. she's a lot of -- beyonce. >> steve: i can understand how it feels. >> jimmy: she's always going to look great. yeah. >> steve: you'll lose. >> jimmy: and finally, everyone is talking about "star wars: the force awakens." [ cheers and applause ] "the force awakens" coming out on friday. it's the biggest movie of the year. millions of peopop are expected to see it this weekend. so that means it's time for "star wars: the floor is shaken." this is where we send our writer, arthur, down to rockefeller plaza to get people's thoughts on the movie and see whether or not they notice that he's mispronouncing "the force awakens." [ laughter ] check this out. star wars the floor is shakin' >> the new "star wars" movie comes to theaters this week. how excited ready you to see "star wars: the floor is shakin?" >> i'm extremely excited.
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a light saber fight. >> if you had to say on a scale of one to 10, how w cited are you to go see "star wars: the horse was taken?" [ light laughter ] >> 11. >> who do you plan on taking with you to go see "star wars: i stole some aprons?" >> i definitely will see it with my husband. >> have you already bought your tickets to go see "star wars: the corgi's fragrance?" [ light laughter ] >> i have, i've got them for me and my teenage son. >> are you are planning to go see "star wars: the fort of blankets?" >> absolutely. >> who do you think you'll take to go see "star wars: the pork ininsion?" [ light laughter ] >> well, i'll absolutely take my wife. >> who do you think you're gonna go bring to take with you to see "star wars: the whore's vacation?" >> i'll probably go by myself. >> who do you're gonna take to go see "star wars: deport clay aiken?" >> absolutely nobody. i don't have anybody to bother me. i need to focus really hard on this movie. >> jimmy: aw, we can't deport clay aiken. we love clay aiken. [ cheers and applause ] we have a great show. give it up for the roots, everybody!
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>> jimmy: yeah, the roots. looking good, everybody. hey! thank you so much. it's been a great week so far. there's more ahead. tomorrow night, can i get a one time! can i get a two-time! bruce springsteen will be here tomorrow night, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] that's right! plus, we have jeffrey tambor and music from chris stapleton. that's tomorrow night. >> steve: tomorrow! >> jimmy: then on friday, channing tatum will be stopping by. [ cheers and applause ] and we're going to play a game of egg russian roulette. you don't want to miss that. but first, joining us tonight. he is the best. no one makes us laugh harder than this human being. he's here to tell us all about his new comedy "daddy's home." it comes out christmas day. he's in the christmas spirit. will ferrell is here tonight! [ cheers ] "daddy's home." it's funny. plus, she is beautiful.
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and she's a double golden globe award nominee. from the new film "the danish girl," alicia vikander is >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: she is so fun. remember last time she was here, and she was showing me all these swedish h nces and stuff? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, so that should be fun. then we got great music. i love these guys. twenty-one pilots is here. >> steve: oh, man! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: songs on the radio are okay. >> steve: oh, yeah! >> jimmy: guys, we have exactly three shows left before we go on christmas break, which means it's time for that beloved "tonight show" tradition. it's time for 12 days of christmas sweaters. [ cheers and applause ] 12 days of christmas sweaters three days left >> jimmy: that's right! every show between now and christmas, we are giving one lucky audience member a a captivating christmas sweater from the countdown to christmas
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since there are three shows left, let's open door number three. [ cheers and applause ] [ drum roll ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my god. [ cheers and applause ] can we -- up? and can i get a little -- listen to this. listen to this. [ bells ringing ] [ laughter ] that's what i'm talking about, yeah. yeah, it's a -- this is a good sweater. it's got some heft to it. i like this one. let's see who's going to go home with tonight's sweater. everyone, look at your seat number. [ cheers and applause ] now, if i call your number, and i have to call your number, i need you to jump up and let me know where you are. quest, can i get a drumroll, please? [ drum roll ] who wants me to pick their
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this is a good one. 128. hey! hi. oh, my gosh! oh, my gosh. oh, my gosh! no way. >> yes! >> jimmy: welcome to the show. >> thank you. >> jimmy: thank you for being here, hold this. what is your name and where are you from? >> susan smallwood, laguna beach. >> jimmy: hey! [ applause ] welcome, from laguna beach. >> yes. >> jimmy: how fun is that? thank you for being here. now, here's the deal. >> i can't believe it. >> jimmy: this is exciting, right? >> oh, i, i -- >> jimmy: you don't have one of these already, do you? >> no, i don't. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: this is what makes it great. do you want ot try it on? just try it on. >> absolutely. [ applause ] i saw it come out of the box, and i wanted it. >> jimmy: yeah, everyone did. this is a -- oh, my gosh. already, i can tell. already, i can tell. [ cheers and applause ] i can tell. look at this. is that not beautiful, there?
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oh, my gosh! >> thank you! >> jimmy: look at that. >> thank you. >> jimmy: oh, my! that's fantastic. hey, you can wear that in laguna. did you see? oh, please. thank you for being here. congratulations. please. congrats again. we'll be right back with will ferrell, ladies and gentlemen!
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we are joined right now by one of the funniest people alive. he and mark wahlberg are back in the big screen together starting christmas day, cember 25th. go check out this very, very funny movie called, "daddy's home." please welcome back to the show, the great will ferrell, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. >> yeah! >> jimmy: oh, wow!
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oh, my god! there is amazing right here. >> whoo! >> jimmy: yeah. this is good. [ cheers ] good to see you. >> yeah! >> jimmy: good to see you, will. good to see you back here. i have to ask you -- >> yeah, whoo! [ cheers ] >> jimmy: why do you look like this? what's going on? >> jimmy, i'm the new santa claus. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what is that?? what are you talking about? >> look, brah. [ laughter ] the old kris kringle we all grew up with is old and lame. [ laughter ] dude looks like someone's weird grandpa. [ laughter ] kids today are d danding a a newer, hipper, more bad ass santa claus. so you're welcome. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you? >> yeah! >> jimmy: i mean, i don't think anyone is demanding this -- >> hold on, ace! who wants one? [ cheers ]
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yeah! everybody. >> who wants one? >> jimmy: stop yelling! >> who wants on? here we go! here we go!! back row! back row! >> jimmy: back row. back row. >> whoo! >> jimmy: back row. >> i'm making it snow up in this b. >> jimmy: no, you're not. >> yeah. >> i'm making it snow up in this b. >> jimmy: i think they had enough chances of getting a a t-shirt. i appreciate that, but thank you, though, very much. >> are you kidding me j-slice? these bad boys are the hottest gifts this christmas season. [ laughter ] check it out. right? [ cheers and applause ] look at that. yeah! on the front, "yours truly." >> jimmy: yeah. >> and then on the back, this is a surprise. it says, "daddy's home." [ cheers and applause ] yeah! pretty slammin', right? >> jimmy: the t-shirts are pretty good. >> this shirt will give you the
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this one's for you jimmy. yeah! >> jimmy: what are you talking about? >> yeah! >> jimmy: you can't say that. this is very nice. this is the new santa, here. >> he's more than nice. it's noice. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this is what you give to people for christmas? this is the only gift you give? >> well, technically i don't give it to them. old santa used to do his reindeer things, sliding down chimneys, stuffing stalkings. that's just not my style. [ light laughter ] that's not my style. >> jimmy: is your voice higher -- >> no, this is the new santa's voice. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what do you mean? so you don't travel with reindeer anymore? >> no. >> jimmy: no. you don't do that? >> bro, , is is 2013. get with the program. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's 2015. >> it's the year of the drone. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, yeah. so you have a drone. it's sent to everyone's house and that delivers the presents. >> no doubt. you just tell santa what you want. i punch in numbers in the
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>> jimmy: yeah. >> check to make sure you are in the drone zone. [ laughter ] and you get a special d from mr. c, case claused. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, that's interesting. okay, all right. all right. so we like that. so the drones do your job, then what you are doing christmas eve? >> i'm down in cabo, bro. [ laughter ] you know how i do. you know -- you know how i do. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i ain't know how -- [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: what does that mean? i don't know what that means. >> i'm kicking back. i'm sipping on some cool delicious margies watching all the ladies pass by. don't tell the mrs. [ laughter ] listen to some sweet ass jams. there's this new band that i'm into now called "smash mouth." [ laughter ] have you ever heard of them? >> jimmy: have i heard of "smash mouth"? yeah, they're pretty famous. i heard of "smash mouth." >> i bet you never heard of this track.
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me the wor -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, yeah. >> hold on! world is going to roll me [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. i heard that. [ cheers and applause ] i've heard that song. it's pretty famous. i've heard that song. >> maybe, or maybe you're not famous. [ laughter ] because that song gets me turnt. [ laughter ] [ "all star" ringtone ] hold on a sec. i'm getting a call. [ laughter ] it's my main bro, damon from the nortrtpole. damon, 'sup? [ laughter ] how we looking on gifts? noice, noice. [ laughter ] no way. no way! for real? [ laughter ] [ screams ] yeah! epic. [ laughter ] all right.
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stay real. corporations suck! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wait, now wait. will -- >> no, dude, just call me "santa." hey, who wants to get flopped? [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: do you give out any gifts besides t-shirts? >> this has got a kick on it, too, yeah. >> jimmy: it was suppopod to be hard to control. you flopped out a couple already. >> yeah, made a lot of flop tonight. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: now, what else do you give out besides t-shirts? this is it? >> there is only one way to find out. santa is about to make some christmas magigi yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey! whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! hey! hey, come on, man. santa! santa! >> no!
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>> it's okay. i'm just going to find out what these people want for christmas. [ cheers and applause ] since i'm the new santa, you don't sit on my lap. i sit on your lap. [ laughter ] okay? [ cheers ] yeah. so, what do you want, little boy? [ laughter ] >> a new car. >> i can do. i can do that. i can do that. where do you live? >> pennsylvania. [ cheersrs >> well, you're in luck. because that's in the drone zone! >> drone zone! >> jimmy: all right, this our -- hey will, come back here. santa, wait. santa, come back here. please. thank you for not -- let's going on here. >> hey! so what about my sweet -- you, my little baby angel. [ laughter ]
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[ laughter ] >> look at my triceps! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, that's pretty cool. i will. new santa, new santa says, "look at my triceps." >> you want to get tight on my triceps? >> jimmy: i i n't know. seriously? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what made you look at your trips? you know, i guess i really want what everyone wants,s,omething that brings us all together. to make people believe in the magic of christmas and the new santa. [ audience aws ] >> can do. can do. let's give these people the greatest gift of all. the gift of song. [ cheers and applause ] two, three, four. hey now merry christmas get your gift on today hey now merry christmas take a ride in
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santa's coming to town he'll give you what you want if you're inin the drone zone >> jimmy: everybody, i believe! the new santa. stick around, more with will ferrell when we get back. i'm in the drone zone! oh, my gosh! [ cheers and applause ] (trap door opening) rootmetrics in the nation's largest independent study tested wireless performance across the country. verizon, won big with 153 state wins. at&t got 38, sprint got 2, and t-mobile got zero. verizon also won first in the us for data, call speed, and reliability. at&t got... text. stuck on an average network?
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: everybody, we're back. >> yeah! >> jimmy: with will ferrel. >> the new santa claus! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: new santa. stars opposite mark wahlberg in the new movie "daddy's home" in theaters christmas day. go see it on christmas day. that's when it comes out. it should be a lot of fun.
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piece of comedy but i'm serious about this. i'm out to crush kris kringle. this is the new image of santa claus. [ laughter ] this -- no, no. >> no, this new image will bury the traditional kris kringle. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: does he -- can i ask >> yeah. >> jimmy: does he have a piece of this? >> who? >> jimmy: kris kringle. >> he's got a little bit. [ laughter ] yeah. >> jimmy: so he's created you. >> he's created -- yeah. >> jimmy: you. >> yeah. >> jimmy: so he's -- >> he's trying to extend the brand. [ laughter ] yeah. >> jimmy: it's all like -- >> so it's actually, it's all his idea. >> jimmy: i saw a ted talk that he did a couple years back. >> kringle's so smart. >> jimmy: kris kringle knows what he's up to. >> he knows what he's doing. >> jimmy: yeah. so he wants you to do the dirty work and give out all the gifts. >> sure he's jolly and smart as a whip. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: smart as a whip. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: but you brought gifts. he actually did bring me a gift tonight. >> yes i did. >> jimmy: that's very nice of you. >> yeah, i did. >> jimmy: this is for my daughters? >> i brought gifts for your daughters. you know, i'm a father of three boys. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and over the years, if
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myself on is i just know the exact perfect gift for a child. >> jimmy: can i just say something though? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you've never met my children. [ laughter ] >> i know but your oldest is -- >> jimmy: she's two and a half. >> two and a half and your youngest is one. >> jimmy: one, yeah. that's correct. >> i roughly know what works for those age groups. [ light laughter ] so frances is the -- >> jimmy: she's one year. >> is the one year old, yeah. oh, yes. of course. you're going to love this. [ laughter ] and she's going to love it. >> jimmy: she's going to love it. she's one. >> she's gonna have tears of joy in her little angelic eyes. >> jimmy: yeah. this is "law & order." >> yeah. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] special victims. >> svu. svu. >> jimmy: svu. >> and -- >> jimmy: year eight. >> year eight. and we all know, year eight, they finally got it together, you know. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's the season to watch. >> so good. >> jimmy: and she will love it. >> she's gonna love it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. yes. it's just she's one. she's a baby. yeah. >> she's -- aw. >> jimmy: all right. so, yeah, this is really cool. >> and she can share it with her older sister. if she wants. >> jimmy: she can share. >> yeah, she can share. >> jimmy: okay. yeah, i'll let her know that.
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>> jimmy: okay. yeah. don't just hog it all and just watch them by herself. >> winnie's older though. a little more sophisticated. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: winnie's -- yeah. she's good. >> yeah. >> this is great. >> yeah. >> jimmy: thank you so much. >> oh, it's my pleasure. i spent all day shopping today. so -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you never met my babies. >> no. >> jimmy: yet you kinda know a a little bit. >> but i just have -- i know a a little bit. jimmy: but yeah, these are good. >> yeah. >> jimmy: this is john grisham's "the firm." [ laughter and applause ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's it. >> yeah. and here's the thing. i don't know if you knew about john grisham. he's a former lawyer so he knows it so well. [ laughter ] like the courtroom stuff. >> jimmy: yeah, the court room stuff. >> he lived it. >> jimmy: that's very interesting. >> so this is like -- >> jimmy: yeah. you're like a lot of -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's like "law & order" and john grisham. they're gonna love -- >> they're gonna get lost in the magic. yeah. >> jimmy: she doesn't have to just read it by -- >> hey, good luck getting them any other gifts. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, my god. >> because they're gonna go to town with those. uh, yeah. [ laughter ] but i brought some -- because i know viveca is -- your wife is --
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>> jimmy: glogg? >> yeah. >> jimmy: i actually did bring glogg. >> wow. >> jimmy: but that's, this is glogg, right? >> this is glogg. >> jimmy: yeah, so what is glogg exactly. >> it's just a mulled spice wine. yeah. for real. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: it is, right. >> you drink it at a yulefest. a swedish christmas party. >> jimmy: swedish christmas party. so you guys get together and do this every christmas? >> mm-hmm. oh, that's the real stuff. yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. that's the real deal. yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: so you get together, you're gonna do this. >> and they have a little swedish meatball. >> jimmy: meatball [ laughter ] i got you a -- not bad, right? shove down a couple meatballs. all right. no, that's more than enough. hey! >> does someone want a a meatball? [ cheers and applause who wants a meatball? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right! all right. very nice. hey, will? [ cheers and applause ] santa? thank you. please. thank you. i have to -- you just keep giving. he just keeps on giving. yeah. [ laughter ] >> i'm in the christmas spirit.
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so, let's talk about "daddy's home." >> "daddy's home." >> jimmy: you, mark wahlberg, christmas day it comes out. >> christmas day. >> after you read -- after you watch "suv: law & order" and read "the firm," you go see "daddy's home." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: svu. svu. >> svu. >> jimmy: svu, yeah. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: suv, yeah. [ laughter ] >> sorry. >> jimmy: you're joking. >> sorry. i'm joking. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. it's an inside joke on the crew and everybody. >> yeah. >> jimmy: cause you hung out a a couple times with those guys. the whole "law & order" crew. >> i think i guest starred in five episodes. >> jimmy: what year was that 'cause this is year eight. >> mm-hmm. >> jimmy: do you remember what year you were in? no. >> no. >> jimmy: no. [ laughter ] "daddy's home," i love the premise of this. it's a super funun movie. basically you're a stepdad and your name is brad. >> right. >> jimmy: right. and you're a great stepdad. and the kids love you. their mom loves you. and you're just in love, it's great. then who comes back into town but they're biological dad. >> the real -- the real dada >> jimmy: the biological father. yes. >> who's named dusty. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: first of all, that made me laugh. your name's brad and his name's dusty.
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cause dusty comes in -- it's mark wahlberg on a motorcycle. >> brad whitaker. brad whitaker. >> jimmy: oh, my god. dusty. >> dusty marron. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's a fantastic name. >> so. >> jimmy: so brad and dusty. and they're kind of competing in a weird way. >> mm-hmm. >> jimmy: who's the nicer dad. who's the cooler dad for their kids. >eah. >> jimmy: you had it all together until he comes in. >> he comes in and kinda turns my life upside down. >> jimmy: yeah because all the kids going wouldn't you, who would you rather have for a a dad? >> exactly. >> jimmy: mark wahlberg, have you seen his triceps? [ laughter ] >ell. >> jimmy: i mean, oh, no. [ audience aws ] no, no, no. no, this -- are you laughing or crying? >> laughing. >> jimmy: you're laughing. okay. good. [ laughter ] >> i'm laughing. yeah. oh, my gosh, that was funny. >> jimmy: that was funny. [ laughter ] that's how you laugh? >> mm-hmm. >> jimmy: that's how you laugh? >> i'm happy right now. [ laughter ] yeah. >> jimmy: you look very happy. >> oh, my god. merry christmas. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i want to show everybody, new santa, i i nt to show everyone. this will ferrell trying to bond.
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stepson. he's for the first time he asked for my advice. and i get so excited and i do something a little inappropriate. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay, good. the new movie is called "daddy's home." it's in theaters christmas day december 25th. check this out. >> you want to talk to me? really? >> mm-hmm. you mean me and your mom? >> unh-unh. >> just me by myself? >> mm-hmm. >> sure. i'm totally free. let's go to the den, we'll sit there. great. okay. good. just the men. yeah. a little rap session. great. oh, my god. i just want you to know that i'm just here to listen, all right? no judgment, no lecture, just a a compassionate ear. >> well, there's these kids at school and they're bigger than me cause they're fourth graders. [ camera shutter ] and -- >> was that weird? sorry. i'm just -- it's a big moment for me and i'm just trying to capture it.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: took a selfie? what are you doing, brad? >> i don't know. >> jimmy: brad whitaker. go see "daddy's home" on christmas day. our thanks to will ferrell! [ cheers and applause ] alicia vikander joins us after the break. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] boom. told ya! hey, know-it-alls, you're welcome. now that t-mobile has double the lte coverage you can prove you're right to more people in more places. faulty fuel injector. you showed him. huh, still alive. told you. nailed it! you're wrong. it's that way! ha ha ha! t-mobile's new extended range lte reaches twice as far , and is 4 times better in buildings.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a a double golden globe award nominee. oh, my gosh. she's so good. one for her work in "ex machina." the other for her role in the new film called "the danish girl." these aren't posters for each movie, sorry. [ light laughter ] i'm holding them up like these are -- this is just her. and she's about to be here. "the danish girl" is in select -- that's not a poster of her movie. [ laughter ] she's in -- "the danish girl" is in select theaters and goes nationwide christmas day. please welcome the lovely, the talented, alicia vikander,
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>> jimmy: alicia, welcome back to the show. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you're in holiday spirit. do you know will, a.k.a. the new santa? >> well, this is all about the new christmas isn't it? >> will: i le it. >> yeah. >> jimmy: this is it. >> will: yeah. [ speaking swedish ] [ laughter ] [ speaking swedish ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: mine? mine? [ laughter ] mine. this is yours. that is mine.
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>> jimmy: hey! >> hey! [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. fantastic! >> will: hoorah! hoorah! hoorah! [ laughter ] >> only once. >> jimmy: thank you for coming back to the show. now you know this -- you celebrate christmas in sweden? >> yes, i do. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yes, you do. yeah. >> will: no. they don't. it was outlawed i think two years ago. [ laughter ] i think it was just outlawed. >> jimmy: it was two years ago. yeah. >> will: yeah. >> jimmy: i was gonna bring that up because i was reading on wikipedia, i think you might be right. it is outlawed. >> will: but i could bring it back. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you want to bring it back. >> yeah, well, you know. >> jimmy: you hear that, sweden? new santa is gonna bring christmas back! [ cheers and applause ] this is the holiday season. so. [ speaking swedish ] >> yeah. [ speaking swedish ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> my favorite's pickled herring. >> jimmy: what do we have here? pickled herring?
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>> will: that's pretty good. >> jimmy: and is that -- [ speaking swedish ] >> you know about that. [ speaking swedish ] >> come on. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i was going to say that. >> will: come on. >> jimmy: up top. [ speaking swedish ] >> will: jimmy are un idiot. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wait a second, that one i understood. >> no, no, no. >> jimmy: that one i understood. >> yeah. very nice of him. >> jimmy: i felt like i understood that one. [ speaking swedish ] >> jimmy: i'm an athlete? >> will: no. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i want to say congratulations for everything. the golden globe nominations but on top of everything, because you deserve it, but thanks and congratulations on just everything. you're all over the news. everyone's talking about you. and you're handling it so well. and i'm like so happy for you 'cause you're just crushing in these films. "the danish girl" comes out christmas, nationwide christmas day. you can go see it after "daddy's home," you know. >> will: yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but this movie is not a comedy. this is just a moving -- it's a a love story. >> yes. >> jimmy: it's moving and beautiful. and eddie redmayne, oh, my gosh. >> who's incredible. i mean i already knew he was an
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do this role -- >> jimmy: "ex machina." >> "ex machina." yeah. >> jimmy: "ex machina." [ light laughter ] is one of my favs. that was real good. new santa, did you see that one yet. sorry. i apologize. [ laughter ] watch some "law & order?" >> will: mm-hmm. >> jimmy: yeah. you've got a lot to catch up on. >> season eight. >> jimmy: binge watching. >> will: season eight. >> jimmy: yeah. but it's because you're fantastic in that. but you just see your face most of the time, so if you see "ex machina" the robots -- i'm not spoiling anything. >> will: okay. >> jimmy: sorry, new santa. but it's -- this is her. this is the person doing the robot. >> this is ava out in the real world. >> jimmy: yeah. so you'll see -- this is it. here i'll show everyone what you see. [ laughter ] so when you watch the film -- >> well, yeah. i prepared. i pulled my hair back today. >> jimmy: yeah. that right there and then this is up here. >> i look amish. >> will: a little bit, yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: there you go. that's it. that's what you see when you see "ex machina." [ cheers and applause ] >> will: yeah. >> jimmy: fantastic. i want to show -- >> now you don't really have to
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>> will: now i'm good to go. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] i want everybody to put on your 3-d glasses and want to show a a clip of "the danish girl." >> will: oh, great. >> do you want to use mine? >> will: yep. >> jimmy: everyone put oyour glasses. oh, this is cool. >> will: i'll put mine on. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, that's very cool. i want to show everyone a clip. here's alicia vikander and eddie redmayne in "the danish girl." take a look at this. >> when i said hello to him he actually blushed. he was so shy so i asked him out. and you said yes. >> will she thank me? she seemed so short. >> i was sure. i still am. >> please, enough. >> no. >> what was it about him? >> i don't know. but we went for coffee. and after i kissed him. and it was the strangest thing. it was like kissing myself. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you're fantastic in this. alicia vikander, everybody. "the danish girl" is now in
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nationwide christmas day. congratulations on the golden globe nomination. we'll be right back with music from twenty one pilots. stick around. [ cheers and applause ] this is the time the time for harmony let love be the song that everybody sings fill the air with joyful noise ring the bells and raise your voice let there be peace on earth
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guests have a big, big, big year thanks to their number one album, "blurryface," and they announced a 2016 arena tour. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. you got to check them out. performing "heavy dirty soul." give it up for "twenty-one pilots"!
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there's an infestation in my mind's imagination i hope they choke on smoke 'cause i'm smoking them out the basement this is not rap this is not hip-hop just another attempt to make the voices stop rapping to prove nothing just writing to say sosothing 'cause i wasn't the only one who wasn't rushing to say nothing this doesn't mean i lost my dream it's just right now i got a really crazy mind to clean gangsters don't cry therefore therefore i'm mr. misty eye therefore i'm can you save can you save my can you save my heavy y rty soul can you save can you save my can you save my heavy dirty soul for me for me can you save my heavy dirty soul for me for me
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heavy dirty soul no i didn't understand the thing you said if i didn't know better i guess you're all already dead mindless zombies walking around with a limp and a hunch saying stuff like you only live once you got one time to figure it out one time to twist and one time to shout one time to think and i say we start now sing with me if you know what i'm talking about gangsters don't cry therefore therefore i'm mr. misty-eye erefore i'm can you save can you save my can you save my heavy dirty soul can you save can you save my can you save my heavy dirty soul for me for me can you save my heavy dirty soul for me for me can you save my
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death inspires me like a dog inspires a rababt death inspires me like a dog inspires a rabbit for me for me can you save my heavy dirty soul for me for me can you save my
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can you save can you save my save my can you save my heavy dirty soul can you save can you save my save my can you save my heavy dirty soul [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, goodness! oh, my goodness! that's a performance right there. hey, buddy. thank you, thank you so much. "twenty one pilots"! "blurryface" is available right now. "heavy dirty soul." we'll be right back, everybody. oh, man!
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to will ferrell, alicia vikander, twenty-one pilots right there! and the roots, ladies and gentlemen. give it up for the roots, ofof course! [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow.
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